Saturday, May 29, 2010

Day 3 - Statistics:

Amount of sleep obtained: 5-hours
Cost of an 1-hr foot massage: $9 USD
Photos taken: 7

^photo 3 of 7

Suits tailored: 2
Cost of suits: $50 USD each
Amount of conversation w/ tailor that I understood: 15%
Family friends/Texas neighbors met for dinner: 1
Number of trips to Family Mart: 3+


Mosquito bites: 0
Best drink purchase: Howmax Lychee
Best ice cream purchase: Meiji's Creamy Oats Delight
Caloric intake: 3500+
Velociraptors encountered: 2 packs
Number of people in the subway at night: 0

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Day 2 - EXPO! EXPO! EXPO! + NIGHT OUT!!!

It’s 5am local time. I've been up for 22 hours... and this was supposed to be a vacation... Hopefully I can recount what happened today. I'll try my best.

As previously mentioned, we had opening day tickets to the Expo. We decided to take our time in the morning and we got breakfast a la Carrefour (think French Wal-Mart w/ food court). There was a yo tiao shop which also had Mai-Tsai Koh-Roh (basically my dream diner) and a Dunkin Donuts (mochi donut overload). After hammering our faces with foods, we headed the Expo site.


^I was too excited and forgot to take picture of the yo-tiao...

On the way to the Expo, we were saluted by a PLA soldier (ya know, we're kind of a big deal). Actually, Sara had startled this poor soldier when she ran up to him and asked him for directions (in Chinese). He saluted her, then realized what he had done, and helped us with directions. It was pretty awesome. I then ordered a military motorcade to the Expo.

We arrived via cab after opening/after the rush of folks.


We mosied our ways to the Chinese pavilion, only to find out that to get in, we needed reservation tickets. These tickets were given out at the opening... so we were SOL. There were tons of people finding this out with us, and one Chinese lady quipped,

“WHAT? We’re Chinese! And we can’t get into the Chinese Pavilion?!”

HOWEVER! We were extremely fortunate and found two ladies who worked for the company that supplied all the furniture for the Chinese Pavilion. They gave us two tickets for the 7:30-pm tour. So, we started exploring other pavilions.

Sara's criteria for pavilion selection was short lines. My criteria was that it had to be a nuclear threat to the US and/or be part of the Axis of Evil. We got lucky and found two countries that fit our needs:

^Sara and I ran to Iran’s pavilion but then we saw it was bff’s with North Korea. We went to N. Korea instead.

Inside the N. Korean pavilion...

They also had some caves in an exhibit to show their ancestral roots and a gift shop with plenty of Engrish. It was pretty bare bones.

We quickly left and headed for the Moroccan Pavilion. The whole place reeked of new paint smell. They had glass walkway that housed fountains underneath (the coolest part).

Inside were museum like exhibits with historical items from the country (pottery, clothing, tools, etc).

Since we saw the N. Korean Pavilion, we ventured off to the S. Korean Pavilion. Unfortunately, everyone loves S. Koreans so the line was hours long.

What's there to love about South Korea? Let's see... Hyundai cars, Korean romantic comedies, Korean thrillers, F1 races, buyer of 'Merican weapons systems, they're stylish, good food, fun country. Ok next...

We walked by some more pavilions only to find similar lines (Israel, UAE, Saudi Arabia, India) and finally found a short line at Nepal. Their pavilion was quite spectacular (from the exterior), except, their exhibits were unfinished...

^FAIL. What does the outside look like? well you'll have to wait 'til I post photos from the 2nd day at the Expo...

Hours had passed by now, and we decided to take shelter from the heat. We headed towards the Cultural Center. Inside was a hockey/ice rink, restaurants, movie theaters, and a performance hall where the Philadelphia Symphony was going to play on Friday. The center looks like a giant UFO and has a balcony spanning the entire circumference of the building.


^View from the CC of the Saudi and Indian Pavilions.

We ate, hydrated, sugar-ated and ventured off again. The square on one end of the Cultural Center turned out to be a misting garden where many people were using as shelter from the heat:


We decided to check out the Europe/America's end of the Expo and found many of the same things... 2+ hour long lines at NZ, Australia, France, Italy, UK, Denmark, Germany, etc... (look on facebook for some of these pavilions). We found one lonely pavilion, Finland.


They had a really cool Nokia exhibit where you you stood in front of a phone camera which took 5 shots. Then the photos were plastered across a wall made up of phone LCD screens.


Following Finland, we looked at Denmark again but lines were long.


We were fortunate to find another friendless pavilian, Slovenia.

^so ronery

Their greeter enthusiastically ushered us into their space and gave us books written by a famous Slovenian author.

^apparently Slovenians love trippy lighting, and ONLY trippy lighting.

We made our way through what should have been experienced with mushrooms and then headed towards the US Pavilion. We arrived only to find it was kind of crappy so we bailed on our country and went to China.

Talk about the story of our lives…


Actually, we only had 30-min to make it across the expo site to the Chinese Pavilion but we lucked out and caught a people mover with a family headed to the same place. The parents pointed out to their kids that I was a Chinese person and Sara was a foreigner (why-gwo-ren). Sara then proceeded to say something to me in Chinese and everyone in the car gasped and then the interview questions came flooding out. The family's kids had just learned to talk but proceeded to recite some memorized poems and impress everyone, adorafrickenble.

We made our ways into the Chinese pavilion. The Expo was in a ways, a way of showing the world to the Chinese people (Whereas the Beijing Olympics was a way of showing China to the world).

Dwarfed and located below/next to the Chinese Pavilion were the HK, Taiwan and Macao Pavilions. Very interesting.

The tour sequence brought us up to the top of the pavilion where we watched a 10-minute long patriotic movie that was shown on three screens that surrounded you (the ceiling was a giant screen too). After the movie, Sara had to bail to meet up with her special gentleman friend (her bf). Katie, if you’re reading this, there’s so much to talk about!!!

It was nearing closing time and the site started to clear out. I stuck around for some photos:


Expo Road


Flag Gardens


After the Expo, I met up with an old Industrial Design classmate, Cole, at a dive bar in Shanghai. He moved to Shanghai for work (at Monster Toys). The bar was known for their music scene among ex-pats; and his friend was rapping there that night. The DJ was spitting out mad mashups, and I will say that the next Eminem is coming out of Shanghai. He introduced me to his coworkers and friends and I learned how to play rock paper scissors games and Chinese dice games. We departed the bar after some time for another bar, S’us. On the way, we crashed a family mart for food and drink.

FFWD to now and It’s 5-something-am. Time for bed.

Peace out y’all.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Day 1 - Arrival in Pudong!!! Day in Puxi!!!

PVG is a pretty nice airport! and full of Expo decor. Customs and Immigration lines were fabulously quick. The immigration official asked if I had a Chinese name. I told him my parents gave me one but it’s not official. He made me write it down on my arrival paperwork anyways.


^Haibao welcomes you to China!

Five minutes later while trying to buy get through a metal detector, the rush of Chinese culture came flooding back... First, we have absolutely no understanding of the concept of waiting in lines. Two, we have no regard for other people’s personal space. I was standing in a “line/mass of people” and two people just straight up cut in front of me. I told both to "pai dway." They did, and are now hovering behind me like a bear on honey.



OH EM GEE, the maglev is SO NICE. I found a window seat among some Japanese tourists. They’re taking mad photos. I am too. We just hit 301 kmph!



This train is a beast! It sucks that America is so caught up in arguing and paperwork that we can’t ever have nice things… The Sounder Transit? Ughhh, super lame. After covering 30 something kilometers in 8 minutes, I found Sara!



We took a cab back to her place for only $3 (so cheap!). She lives in Pudong, which is East of the Huangpu River in Shanghai. We dropped everything off and took the subway to People's Square in search of food.



We tried to get some Xiaolongbao, but the hole in the wall place we went to was out for the day… luckily there was a Little Yang’s Fried Dumplings house across the street.

When we walked in, the employees greeted us in Chinese. Then one employee asked the other, “Why are you greeting her? She doesn’t understand!” If only they knew her Chinese is better than mine. We got two orders of Fried Xiaolongbao.


a fierce 3-minutes later:


After the first meal, we tried to find this local bakery that has well made everything, however we found they were shut down… apparently this is quite common here. SOoo, We ventured around Nanjing East Road, and WOW this place was packed! the photo doesn't do it justice, but it was just tons of people everyyywhere.



We made our way to a Taiwanese dessert place that she'd been wanting to visit. She got Mango something and I got a standard issue bubble tea.


After some sightseeing and an adventure in a public toilet (ask me about the girl who couldn’t flush her number-two sometime), we got back on the subway to meet up with my dad’s business contact in Shanghai. He scored Opening Day tickets to the Expo for us. We got out to the burbs and met at a McDonalds. He brought his wife, son, and mother there and we exchanged items. I got them chocolate and a toy 787 for his son. He got us opening day tickets.

Ah yes, the trade imbalance…

After the handoff, we had to make our way back to People's Square Station. We had dinner reservations on the 45th floor restaurant of the Radisson (Epicure 45). We sat next to a 68-yr old Chinese man. Midway through the trip, he turns to me and asks me where Sara is from. I tell him America. Then he asks me where I’m from, and mention America. He informs me that I’m Chinese.

This brings back what happened this morning at immigrations. The locals don't understand the concept of Chinese people being born and growing up in America and referring to themselves as Americans. On the flip side, I refer to myself as Chinese when I'm asked, "what are you" in the states. It's quite interesting... Maybe I'll reply "American/Texan/I'm from Chuck Norris' city" for all future questions of this nature.

The discussion with our new friend continue, he asks if she’s visiting me, and I reply that it’s actually the opposite. You should have seen the look on his face; actually, most people have that same reaction. Chinese guy visiting a white girl in China, what the heck is this world coming to?!

He then proceeds to guess our ages (this guy was good) and asks us to guess his (big fail). Then he tells us a little about himself, he moved to Shanghai to retire after working at a power plant up in Northern China, and he was headed downtown to watch the Expo Fireworks Show.

Then he points to my shorts and sandals and smirks at me. I get confused, he then comments on me wearing shorts, sandals and a t-shirt and quips that it’s not summer yet. In typical/default Chinese fashion, he warns that I’d catch a cold... ahhhahh I smiled and said I was used to this weather in 'Merica (I carried Tiger Balm with me at all times, just in case). We got to the station and went our separate ways.

Epicurian 45 is a rotating restaurant on top of a tall structure (a la Space Needle or Reunion Tower) with an AMAZING view of everything. We also got lucky, because it was also Expo fireworks night. The food was western and tasty, and the fireworks came on 1-hour late.


After dinner, we had options with meeting up with her bf or some friends she knew. Jet lag was getting to me and so we just tried to get home. The subways were an absolute mess from the crowds watching the fireworks. We got to our train and waited among hundreds of other locals (again with absolutely no personal space). When the train arrived, everyone saw that it was completely packed and the masses let out the loudest collective “AIYAAAAAAA!!!” I’ve ever heard.

This was the last train.


The doors opened and everyone just started pushing and pushing and pushing and pushing. It was one giant



There were battle cries, immense pain, and screams for help. The scene was utterly hopeless. It was a human stampede. There were random hands and arms in my face and I was getting jabbed by everything from everywhere. This was one battle we didn’t win... When the doors closed and we came to our senses, we ran outside with the others who didn’t get on the train and tried to catch a cab.

Half an hour later, we did and made it home.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

standardized vacation processes

I am starting a document (D6-Vacation). Let me know if you want to contribute. Currently it has:

1. dessert at every meal.
2. daily visits to the local convenience stores.
3. exploration of the local art college.